President Trump Makes a Ballsy Change to Air Force One

Today's the day that Donald Trump truly became the President of the United States of America. This hallowed truth echoed throughout the nation today as the 45th President unveiled what he calls, "The single most advanced science thing for airplanes, I think since they were invented. I invented them."

 Depicted are the new Air Force One Truck Nutz hanging majestically over our beloved forefathers.

Depicted are the new Air Force One Truck Nutz hanging majestically over our beloved forefathers.

This modern marvel of science will solidify Trump as one of our greatest minds, and most handsome! He also has above normal size hands - you might even say they were kind of big. His hands are ALSO handsome! Like a pair of Tom Sellicks if he was a hand!

These smooth yet veiny testicles will contain a single mini nuke each. Mini, yes, but rest assured Trump insisted that the button to drop them be made extra large to make up for the fact. God bless America.